I recently had the privilege of playing golf with Ian Baker-Finch. He was in town raising money for a local charity, and part of the deal was to play with a few of us who support Devin’s Destiny.
We all had a blast! Ian was gracious, helpful, funny and genuinely fun to be around.
However, there are a few things that might have made it a little less nerve-wracking for those of us who are not endowed with a natural ability to pour in ten-foot putts with our eyes closed.
So I’d like to turn the tables here, and dispense a few tips to all the PGA pros — past and present — who do charity events and corporate outings. Back at ya, Finchy!
1. First and foremost, remember that for your amateur partners, this isn’t a casual day off. Psychologically speaking, it’s the British Open, the US Open and the Masters combined into their own, personal SUPER major.
People are going to choke!
So no matter how ugly it gets, you need to dig deep and muster some empathy. Think back to the most pressure-packed situation you’ve ever faced in golf, and then add one more critical element: An utter lack of natural talent with a golf club.
Forget about it! Even Tiger Woods suffers from first tee jitters, and there’s no shortage of natural talent there. If “Finchy” can hit one O.B. left on the first tee at St. Andrews I can damn well miss a couple fairways. Either direction.
2. If two out of four people in the group are afflicted with the yips, don’t discuss “apprehension” while standing on the second green.
Forget-about it! That’s the one case where you have to resist the temptation to help altogether.
Give the poor bastard the benefit of the doubt and just assume that he’s already tried EVERYTHING! So wait until the 19th hole to suggest left hand low, or vice versa. He’s been-there, done-that.
Don’t question the Yipper’s choice of putters or his unconventional method. Don’t talk about Sergio Garcia, Bernhard Langer or Phil Mickelson. Don’t tell him to try putting with his eyes closed, either. He’s already blind as a bat when it comes to putting.
In our case, humor was the best medicine. We poked fun at ourselves, addressed the elephant on the green, and laughed about the whiffed three-footers.
Luckily, Finchy was more than happy to jump on that bus with good natured comments like “I’m trying not to watch.”
However, some guys won’t be quite as good-natured about it.
Even the most innocent little tips like, “slow it down and stick to your routine,” get jumbled up completely in the yipper’s mind. What he hears is “Oh my god, I’m not sure if my routine is quite right and the grip pressure in my left forefinger seems to getting a bit tight so I better change my method completely, lower my right shoulder, tuck my elbow in more and open my stance a little in order to move my forearms a little more like Jack Nicklaus.”
And whatever you do, don’t tell him to “relax.” For a Yipper that translates directly to “Seize up completely and make a spastic stab at the ball.”
4. When there’s an Irishman in the group, never bring up Paddy, Rory, Darren Clark, Graham McDowell, Guiness, or anything that has to do with pubs. Forget About It! You’ll never get another word in edgewise.
5. Assuming it’s not the Pebble Beach Pro-Am, throw one hole early in the round just to make yourself seem more human. Do a Seve impersonation… hit an ugly drive and scramble a bit to make par. The guys in your group will love to see how you handle adversity.
And finally, in order to make the yippers more comfortable, purposely miss an easy 5-footer then talk to yourself incessantly about how you “overthought it.” It’s the most endearing thing you could do.

















